I Still Call Australia Home (even though I refuse to live there!)

Oprah's skirt was quite Un-Australian.
Perhaps next time ask Nicole if you can borrow one of her see-through gowns.

"Hey guys, my skirt is not that funny, is it?
I had a lot of curtain material left over, you see"

The Kurbans joined Oprah and other Aussie stars on stage yesterday to sing the Peter Allen classic "I Still Call Australia Home". It's all part of Oprah's Down Under Specials filmed at the Sydney Opera House. Russell Crowe was the only Aussie on stage who actually lives here (so he probably didn't really need to sing it).

Olivia Neutron-Bomb, Hugh Jackman and the Kurbans are all famous for raving about our wonderful country, but prefer to live in America ... for work reasons, of course. Ex-patriots want the best of both worlds when it suits them.

Love Olivia, but looks like she borrowed some of Nicole's Botox supply. Just saying.